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Friday Funnies – Cyber Bully!
There was a time when bullies use to beat you up in the school yard and that was it. Now bullies attack you in the school yard, and on the interweeb. Not weed eh Tulip! It has been brought to my attention by Tulip that she feels I singling she out and being a bully…
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What’s On My Mind Wednesday – Ruby On The Road!
Ohh lawwddddd!!!!! I pick up ruby yesterday, check she out nah!!! I guess I should back back to the beginning eh. Well for the past few months my Scooby van, aka the Green Hornet, has been giving subtle (not) hints that she was tired. Like many of us trying to avoid car payments, I was…
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The Prince And The Pastry
To use the immortal words of Eric B and Rakim “It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you Without a strong rhyme to step to Think of how many weak shows you slept through Time’s up, I’m sorry I kept you” Oh yeah 17 dancing to this bat, yeah, groove baby. Sorry as…
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What’s On My Mind Wednesday! -How Many Of Us Have Them
Well according to a survey, “Half of your friends don’t count you as one of their friends”. At lease not at the same level. Some people rank dey “friends” as a 4-5 out 5 and didn’t even get rank as a 2 by in return. That’s right people… most ah your “friends” lying to you. Well lying…
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Friday Funnies – Mommy Dearest!
Ahhhhh yes, it’s almost mother’s day. It brings back such fond memories of my first experience at motherhood. I almost makes me want to do it again. Ha! That’s funny! somebody musta put something in my coffee this morning. Ok if yuh pregnant, doh read this and for Gods sakes doh watch “A Baby Story”…
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May the Fourth!
Boy, I think is providence. Is May and it’s the 4th and is Wednesday. Most importantly, it’s “What’s on my mind Wednesday”. You know what that means, that’s right, is “Star Wars Day!!”. But I is not your father eh!. I would like to take this opportunity to say “May the fourth be with you!”…
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Before he cheats
Dear Madame Joy, I have suspected for a while that my boyfriend was cheating on me. I caught him a few lies about his whereabouts and a last month I actually saw him holding hands walking in to a restaurant with another woman. This woman was a mutual friend of ours. I was devastated. I…
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Friday Funnies – The sands of time and the importance of nothing.
I am not a celebrity stalker, if fact I take the majority of them with a grain of salt. I consider them to be just people, people with money but people nonetheless. Some of them ,you tend to adopt as part of your life, even though they have no idea you even exists. Some you…
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What’s On My Wednesday – Liquid Nutrition
Ah yes, Exercise and drink! You know ever since I decided I was going to being sexy back, I’ve been regretting it. Is work and I believe if you work smart, you doh have to work hard. All ah dem exercise people keep telling me that I should not drink alcohol. You need to drink…
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Cat jumped out of the bag
Dear Madame Joy, I have been friends with this couple for years. I work with the husband and met his wife at one of our office party. We all hit it off and we have been friends ever since. One day he told me he was getting a divorce.I was shocked and I was also…