When I honor people with the things that are going through my mind I am told by some ungrateful folks that somethings I really should not talk about. You know like TMI!!!
Well I decided that they are right, since I cannot say these things, I think that I should write them down. I mean I am having a conversation with myself, nothing bad can come from that, right? As a consequence of this, some people may read what is written and that is entirely up to them!
They are always trying to convince us that we live in a free society. So I have to express a few things, jus a few doh. Like the song: “Things that make you go hummm”?
1) Well this well-known saying “Birds of a feather stick together!!!”, makes me go hmmmm???? Ever really thought about that? What is there some sort of invisible genetic force field the stops other birds from joining the flock?
2) “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop”. Don’t know about that one either. Seems to me that the minds that definitely influenced by the devil/evil don’t seem to be very idle!
3) I am such a sweet person why do I hang around with such hood rats? I mean you would think somebody with the name of Tulip would live up to it eh!
4) “It’s them not me.” Well I know that a for a fact because all dem who ever laugh at me. HA! How ya like me now. OK, well I didn’t really do anything much but I still great.
5) Can that one person make a difference? Am hello, here I am and you welcome!
Join us next episode when when we ask that earth shattering question… When did the “.” become so aggressive that it needed a study to prove how chupid human beings can be. Stand up for the “.”. It cause us enough damage as children in school when you fail because you did’t put it in the right place. Maybe they should try teaching the people how to use proper punctuation again. No comment from the Tulip Gallery, as usual it doh apply to me!
Madame Joy
Joyspirations© Daily Advice: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! Oh yeah that should make you go hmmmmm!!!!