To use the immortal words of Eric B and Rakim

“It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you
Without a strong rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak shows you slept through
Time’s up, I’m sorry I kept you”

Oh yeah 17 dancing to this bat, yeah, groove baby. Sorry as usual i got carried away… back to my mind.

Since Prince’s untimely death, I have been reading up a lot more on him.  As with most exceptional artists he was eccentric. In one interview he said whenever he listens to other artists he hears every mistake they make in their music. This can be the in the vocals or in the instrumentals. His music he said, has none of these problems.  With my years of training as a music aficionado, as my own music listener and selector and producer not less. I have to say his sound is pretty clean.

Wonder why I bring up this topic?  Well as soon as I read that, the first person that pop into my mind was, you guessed it, Tulip!!! Don’t you see, Tulip, Prince, Music, cooking… No? Well I see it and dat is all that matter.

Now that woman can cook eh, no question.  But, every time and I mean every time that woman eating something that somebody else cook, she like to put she two sense in about how dey shoulda do it.  She like to tell you about what dey missing and how she tink dey should do it!  So you know I doh cook fuh she right!

Now she does try them chuppidness with me too eh. She always trying to tell me how to make something. As far as I concerned she wasting my time. Why should I have to cook/bake anything when all I should have to do is tell her what I want and because she so good at it I should expect it the next damn day. NO??? Is only right.

Well like Prince she seem to have some kinda vault she does keep she recipes in cause is 10 years I waiting for this woman to make some cheese puffs fuh me boy. 10 years!!!, she keep telling me how to make it. Ok I lie she make it about 5 years ago when she invite some people over to her house. She put it out and this lickrish woman eat all. I blame Tulip for that because she shoulda know better and keep some fuh me. So I didn get none!  I doh know what wrong with she. Why should I make it? She is the master, I could say mistress but she kinda kinky and she might get the wrong idea. And we just talking about cooking.   we doh want she mind to wonder. I will wait and then when I on my death bed I will call her to my bedside and whisper in her ear, “you never make meh cheese puffs” and den just dead!  Maybe when she read this she will get the hint, cause she know I coming back to haunt she tail and if she tink I was miserable alive. Lord have mercy she doh want to meet my ghost. And ghostbusters cyah help she.

Well I find it should be so. So to quote Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise, “Make it so”, or should I say “Bake it so”. HHHHAAAA!!!! I slay me! I just too funny

Have A Wonderful Wednesday