Boy, I think is providence. Is May and it’s the 4th and is Wednesday. Most importantly, it’s “What’s on my mind Wednesday”. You know what that means, that’s right, is “Star Wars Day!!”. But I is not your father eh!.
I would like to take this opportunity to say “May the fourth be with you!” Get it? “May”, “the fourth”, “May the fourth!” “May the fourth be with you!”. HA!!! oh, lord meh belly, I too funny. fuh allyuh who doh know what it mean, look it up. Google knows everything.
It’s all about science fiction. Real vs Imaginary. Speaking about what is real, the other day I find out that I am real. I do exist. I was almost brought to tears.
You know that commercial for M&M’s where Santa and the M2 see each other, and all a dem confirm that the other exists and all ah dem faint. Well I had ah experience just so the other day.
You see I am not a cell phone person. I usually don’t know where it is half the time. I have been known to text someone put down the phone, completely forget that I just texted them and then answer in the morning when I happen find the phone. Tulip, please, just keep your comment to yourself I already apologized. Get over it, move on!
You know it occurs to me that I always talking about Tulip and she does never say anything in the comments. So I come off as some kinda rambling lunatic talking about his person that doh seem to exist. But she real, I get the calls all the time when she tell me to stop talking about she. Even though is a pure coincidence she name Tulip and I know she and I always talking about Tulip. Pure coincidence. Is she who crazy not me and no my mother didn’t have me tested because in dem days the test didn’t exisit yuh was just a mad man or a mad woman. Right Tulip. Oh gosh this 80HD attack again.
So yes back to my epiphany of my existence. I was texting somebody. Lord it does take me forever eh but I do finished eventually. I find people does overuse the emojis and “lol” an “smh” and all them kinda chuipddness. But I decided to join the land of the people who cyah say great job verbally. It have to the thumbs up emoji. Like I said before, I slow. Meh finger stayed a little too long on the emoji and then I saw it. The thumbs up emoji’s now comes in color, in colorrrr!!!!. And get this it had different tones, different tones!!!. We have arrived! We have ah emoji that doh look like we have vertiligo. I suddenly remember all the African dances I never learn and I was boogieing down to very erotic drum beat I could imagine. (Ok I doh know why erotic pop in dey eh but, hey!. It must be Tulip and that kinda black magic she does do.
I said, Oh lord!!!! We reach! Thank you lord, thank you Jesus. I can finally flip you the bird in color! and any skin tone I chose. Celebrate good times, come on!
OK, maybe flipping the bird in color wasn’t the main idea behind it but you take from it what you want.
Now I in no way trying to take a way from other people of color. Go on with you bad self. You have arrived to, you do exist!
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY !!!
Madame Joy
Yuh know you could follow is eh! Try and follow nah, we waiting! Jus Sayin!
6 responses to “May the Fourth!”
May the fourth be with you to, Madame Joy 🙂
What is smh?
Shaking My Head
May the 4th be with you .. I can relate I was on Whats app when I discovered it it was a highlight to the day I must say .. however I have given my emoji a little flare to give the fist up(power to my peoples ) in a brown or the fist for dap .. =)
emojis on a phone??? that exists? hmmm. I’ll have to investigate that.
The truth is out there!