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What’s On My Mind Wednesday – Repent Ye!
My mother tell me I am a Roman Catholic and my Aunt tell me that I am a Protestant. Since I could not argue with either one without possibly getting ah backhand and since I am a Libra (merry unbirthday to me) I will straddle the middle to maintain the balance between the two. I…
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My Climb
Dear Madame Joy, I am having a problem with one of my friends. We have been tight since kindergarten but we seem to be drifting apart now. The problem is that my fiend is one of those people you tend hear before you see. It has always been a source of embarrassment for me and…
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Must Love Monday – Monkey Business
It’s Chinese new year and what a better way to welcome it than to talk about me. It’s my year. I tell allyuh 2016 is my year. It’s the year of the Monkey. I personally think I should be a sexy Black Panther but for some reason dat not one of the Chinese zodiac. I…
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Friday Funnies – Parental Care
I would like to start today’s by apologizing to my dear friend Tulip. It seems that she has taken exception to my use of her name on an almost daily basis. The fact that she doh own the blasted name is irrelevant. Is not like she is the only person name Tulip in the world.…
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What’s On My Mind Wednesday – Fatal Female Friends
Disclaimer: The story you are about to hear is true. Is really true. Although they should be fictitious, the people real. Is pure coincidence that they may resemble, sound like or act like anyone I know now or may have known in the past. Is a fluke! The names fictitious to eh! Is not my…
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Mo’ Time
Dear Madame Joy, I am married to a great guy. We have 2 beautiful kids and a step son who lives with his mother and visits on the weekend. In general we have a great marriage, but the problem is my step son. It seems that every time I want to do something with our…
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Friday funnies – The Running Man!
My friend Tulip tell me how I paranoid. Every time I tell that woman something she look at me like I crazy. Let the record show that I am not! Like Sheldon, I have been tested but not by my mother, she woulda slap the crazy out of me, so it was frighten to come…
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What’s on my mind – Bringing Sexy Back!
2016 – New Attitude. Well I decided to really do it from scratch. Since my children big, I sell my house, move back to my island and find a nice place up on the mountain and build up my “shack”. Of course, I put in a flushing toilet because I not doing that latrine ting…
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Busted
Dear Madame Joy, My daughter is going through a really rough time. Last Sunday, she asked to stay home on Monday because she was really stressed out about school.. I told her she had to go to school but I felt really bad about forcing her to go to school when I know she was…
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Friday Funnies!!!
The other day I heard a story about a father very upset with the railway company because his son was injured on a track. How did his son manage to get injured? Why, thank you for asking. His 18 year old son climbed up to a train bridge, fell on the track and was subsequently…