Friday funnies – The Running Man!


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Not really funny ha!ha! but…

My friend Tulip tell me how I paranoid. Every time I tell that woman something she look at me like I crazy. Let the record show that I am not! Like Sheldon, I have been tested but not by my mother, she woulda slap the crazy out of me, so it was frighten to come out. What I am is a Secrecy Existence Theorist. As a member of SET, it is my job to bring to the attention of the masses, things that SET has deemed necessary.

1 score and 8 years ago, a sprinter by the name of Ben Johnson was disgraced at the Seoul Olympics.  This amid a doping scandal. I said there is no way that he could be the only one. Notice I didn’t say he didn’t do it. I am sure he did, but I was of the firm belief that he was not the only one. He was just the scapegoat because of his rise against the American sprinter Mr Carl Lewis and his naivety made him the perfect one. I mean really who would back him up?

He went from being Canada’s Olympic medal sprinter to the disgraced Jamaican born sprinter, faster than the Flash could run around the world.

Well Tulip, I have been vindicated!!! Even though I didn’t know you then, somehow, your aura manage to seep through time and space and find me and let know that you dared to doubt me.

Slowly but surely (and very, very quietly), the truth started to come out. Now we’re hearing that over 80%, yes EIGHTY percent, of the athletes at the Seoul Olympics tested positive for some form of steroids.  So now, you mean to tell me that Mr. holier than thou Lewis was not one of them?  Even though he had previously testes positive. The mighty NBC, threatened to not pay the remaining 50% it owed for the broadcasting rights if the truth came out. The power of the Americans and the all mighty dollar came down on Mr. Johnson faster than he could finish that yam he was eating. As a result of this, Mr. Johnson had to deal with the world’s wrath. Not to mention the millions of Canadian’s who turned their backs on him.

It’s always about the money, money, money! Always! We are so quick to judge without having all the facts. I in no way condone the drug use but you should also use that thing tucked securely in your skull. It there for a reason! 

It’s nice to see more of the truth coming out, even though it’s 28 years after.

If it walk like a duck and quack like a duck, it could be a chicken with some identity issues!

p.s. We are always looking for new qualified members. Send your resumes to setyourmindfree@madamejoy.com  we will decide it you’re worthy or not. We might get back to you but most likely not.

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Madame Joy


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