It’s Chinese new year and what a better way to welcome it than to talk about me. It’s my year. I tell allyuh 2016 is my year. It’s the year of the Monkey. I personally think I should be a sexy Black Panther but for some reason dat not one of the Chinese zodiac. I have to talk to them about that.  Since the Panther not dey, I would have been ok with the Tiger. Anyways… it done arready, I is the Monkey. So let me tell you about me.

Apparently people born in the Year of the Monkey lively, quick-witted, curious, innovative and mischievous.  Mischievous??? I take exception to dat. I not mischievous atall. Is everybody else who just doh understand me.  Yes it has been proven.

But the bad news is that the year of the monkey is also believed to be one of the most unlucky years in the Chinese calendar. Oh gawd , ah go dead!!!  I just finish telling everybody how 2016 is the year, is my year. I will buss out and fix everybody but it look like I have to be careful how I do dat. I am so glad that my ‘spirations allows me to be the awsome person that i am so that i will stay here to bless Tulip every waking moment.
I will keep following the simple steps and that is why I have attained happiness and clarity

So Tulip I sorry again. I won’t mention you or your plain hooliganism any more. I accept you for who you are. Tulip gyul, do worry, even when I dead. I go find you. We will always be together.

Now that I have finished scaring the living daylights out of my favorite flower. OK, well my almost favorite. OK, maybe my almost, almost favorite flower. Alright fine! Is not close to my favorite flower I just like them . I will slip a little bit of ‘spiration in fuh yuh! Since we talking about flowers…

Madame  Joy

Joyspirations© Daily Advise:

Flowers may bloom again, but a person never has the chance to be young again. So don’t waste your time! Translation, stop being a backside and enjoy your life! Just Saying!