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What’s On My Mind Wednesday – What in a name!
Alright, allyuh know me as a patient and tolerant person and it takes a lot to irritate me. Well one of my very few pet peeves is people calling something by a name that is not the name ah the ting. Did you get that? Good, cause it even confuse me! Well my boyfriend have…
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Joy
Dear Madame Joy, I realize that you are not the typical advice columnist so I feel comfortable asking you this question.I noticed you use a lot of flowers for your column, so I feel you are a kindred spirit. My name is Joy and I love gardening. I own a home and my dream house has a…
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What’s On My Mind Wednesday – Spring Harbinger!!!
Ahhh!!! The Harbinger!!! I consider myself to be a very uncomplicated person. Regardless of what Tulip tell you I not excitable. I usually calm and collected and always composed. So today, I will be brief and to the point in a very calm manner. Now I know that there is an established weather monitoring system…
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What’s On My Mind Wednesday – Trafficitis in meh tail!
Why is it seems that no matter which lane you take in a traffic jam, 9 out of 10 times, it never seems to be the fastest moving one? Why is that? I think is a universal conspiracy against me but Tulip tell me that I have road rage and I need to calm myself…
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FRIDAY FUNNIES – Smart And Sexy
Well unbeknownst to me we have a smart and sexy day. Is another one of them days when we still try to prove that somebody equal, in this case is women equal to men. Well that is an argument for another Friday. The definition of the day: “Smart & Sexy Day events inspire women –…
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What’s On My Mind Wednesday -Toilet Twitter!
You know those days when you really have to go to the bathroom and you feel soo lazy that you just don’t feel like getting up? Is one thing when you home but when you at work is an adventure. Why do people (I can only speak for the women here), why do they have…
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Freedom 55 Maybe!
Dear Madame Joy, I have this friend and every time she buys something or gets something, especially if it’s expensive. She feels this need to call me and tell me all about it. She is single has no children and she is always trying to get me to buy one of whatever her latest find…
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Birthday Blues
Dear Madame Joy, I am turning 40 next month and I am having a hard time dealing with it. I’m not where I expected to be at this point in my life and it is really depressing. I’m not saying that I have not accomplish anything but it just seems that my friends all seem to…
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What’s On My Mind Wednesday – Subliminal monstrosity… The Hypocrisy Of The Color Enigma!
Last Wednesday in Black History Month. Here’s what’s on my mind. My friend Julie would phrase this so much more poetically than I but I want to say it simply “I am tired of this shit”. As Black history month draws to a close, I find myself wondering why we still need such a thing. History…
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Friday Funnies – Be My Valentine
I sorry Tulip, I didn’t mean to be late. Even though you doh have to decency to like my posts, yuh have a lot a nerve tuh say someting when it not dey eh! Jus Saying! Ahh!!! Valentine Day… Yep it’s approaching. Thank God is on a weekend this year, I cyah deal with them…