Why is it seems that no matter which lane you take in a  traffic jam, 9 out of 10 times, it never seems to be the fastest moving one? Why is that? I think is a universal conspiracy against me but  Tulip tell me that I have road rage and I need to calm myself because I have no patience. We all know that Tulip doh know nutin’ so whatever!!!  Actually quite a lot of people tell me I have road rage eh. Needless to say, dey all wrong and doh know what de hell dey talking about! I happen to think that is everybody else that just plain chuppid!  Pointe Finale!  I never understand why people have a hard time believing that I am right and dey all WRONG!

I consider myself a Strategic Traffic Navigator, so yesterday I driving home and I hear that the was an accident on the main road on the way to my house. So now I smiling right, because I hear it in enough time that I would take the other road an go around the traffic.

What do I do?  Yes, that’s right, I continue along the same way I take every day and you guessed it, ended up right in the blasted I planned to avoid traffic. Now I on the elevated part of the highway so I could see the traffic line up. Now I planning my strategy. I find “the lane”, you know the one that always seem to go faster when there is a traffic line up. Yeah that one! You know the one that you get in and you mark a car ahead of you in the other lane and try to pass it and then when you approach it you smile that maniacal smile that only you know what it means and then even giggle when you pass the mark.

I happy now right because I set, then I realize that the other blasted lane moving faster than mine and that it probably have some people in the other cars passing me that mark my car and laughing at me. People so mean and selfish! It only fair if I am the one that laughing! 

Yup, so I just had to sit my ass in my car and do the stop start, stop start thing like everybody else until we pass the accident. 

After you pass the accidents and you see the cars involved, first you hope no body died and then you wonder what the hell were they doing and how fast were they driving to cause such damage to their vehicles. So when you accept nobody died, then you start cursing these people for being so idiotic to inconvenience you! Doh lie, yes you do.

Moral of the story: Just cool yuh herbs and go with the flow. It may take a while but you get through. Or better yet, take the train and finally; I may need to study a bit more to get my certificate as a  Strategic Traffic Navigator

Have a Wonderful Wednesday and happy trucking. 

Madame  Joy