Ahhh!!! The Harbinger!!!
I consider myself to be a very uncomplicated person. Regardless of what Tulip tell you I not excitable. I usually calm and collected and always composed. So today, I will be brief and to the point in a very calm manner.
Now I know that there is an established weather monitoring system and supposedly the moon and the heavens determine the solstice and blah, blab, blah… Apparently, the astrologist study all kinda thing and have a deeper knowledge than I. Well let me tell you, THEY ARE ALL WRONG!!!! Forget dem and dey spring solstice and all that nonsense.
Yesterday was the official day of spring. You see , yesterday after a long day of toiling at my computer and staring at that monitor, I saw it, it has been harbinged! I went home a to a well deserved glass of wine after such a stressful day, I sat down while sipping on my second glass and I went through my sale flyers and there it was. Marcil (the hardware store), has gardening soil on sale for 88 cents. Did you hear what I just said. I said MARCIL HAS GARDENING SOIL ON SALE FOR 88 CENTS!!!!
Bring out the trumpets, where is the marching band??? Spring is here!!!! Spring is officially here, forget dem people and dey chupid calendar. Dey do know nothing about nothing. Listen to me!!!
The third glass of wine really start me tinking about my friend and dem. Now every year I make it my duty to pass on this great new to my friens an ever year, dey doh seem to appreciate it. Tulip (who as we all know is always a problem) but in this case, the few other people I decided to share this news with seem to agree with Tulip when she say I have a problem. Me!!! Have a Problem!!! All I do is try to bring dem good tidings of great joy! An what do I get??? Tulip just slap me down and stomp on my heart! Well tulip I show you eh! Cause ah didn’t call you an tell you nuting this time. So you doh know (but if yuh read this just forget that yuh read it cause I doh want to tell you an I doh want you to know so I put a subliminal message in here just for you so as soon as you read it yuh will forget it yuh know like dem vampires and dem dey cyah come in to yuh house unless yuh invite dem well I not inviting you to remember this!) Ok breath now!
Well is a real documented fact in my book dat I publish myself dat everybody have a problem and dey just refuse to appreciate what I doing something for dem.
I mean some ah dem mention something about me needing medication or ask me what kinda medication I on and dat kinda chuppidness.
Let me make it clear: I not on no medication, I doh need no medication and I doh want none either!
Have an wonderful Wednesday. Spring has sprung, welcome him with open arms and give him a big hug. Happy almost planting season to you!
Madame Joy!