Well unbeknownst to me we have a smart and sexy day. Is another one of them days when we still try to prove that somebody equal, in this case is women equal to men. Well that is an argument for another Friday.

The definition of the day: “Smart & Sexy Day events inspire women – boosting their self-confidence so that they feel assured, confident and, most of all, employable. ” Huh, that too long boy!”

Well seeing that this is a serious topic I decide that I will ask a serious question. Do you want to be smart of sexy? One choice not both.

See the first thing that come to my mind was of course was way to figure out how I could be both. You know just get enough of both so that I could say, “yeah!!!!” I got this!

I think it should be in percentages, not one or the other. You know the Ying and the Yang. Nothing exists alone. Even an amoeba splits itself because it does get lonely and it want some company.

Now I want them Beyoncé curves with the Amy Farrah Fowler brain, the ting is I doh want to work for it them curves. So when I hit that dance floor, I don’t just want to hear “daaammmmmmnnnn girl!!!!” I want to hear yah sing, “Shake ya ass, but watch yourself Shake ya ass, show me what you workin with”. But no twerking eh, that is just not ladylike. Keep in mind I only saying that because I cyah do it.
Lord but  Beyoncé does work out too hard eh.  I lack the intestinal fortitude to accomplish such a feat, in other words, I just blasted lazy!

I still trying to bring sexy in 2016 back but them damn people on them videos does just get me vex with dey fit self and the cheerfulness. #ShawnT. This is me sticking my tongue out at you and that beautiful smile…

Elle Woods did say “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands”. I guess that’s why they always smiling.
I still say, exercise bad for your lungs, they burn too much and then the next day… lord help the aches and pains.

(Sigh!)… But in the end I must say that I will chose smart, why you say? Yes, I heard you say it, because I can make my money and buy the sexy. That’s right,money baby, “money changes everything”, right Cindi. So in the end guess what?  I have de both ah dem anyways.

Then again, I watch a few episodes of Atlanta Plastic and when yuh see them people recovering after dey surgery, it does lead me to second guess buying the pretty…  I say I doh think I could deal with that pain boy. I mean dey does look amazing after but I doh like pain atall, atall. I will keep the smart and the money  and the sexy will follow me around like a puppy. I will just change my name from Joy to Cougarine. An he will look just like The Wolverine! What you have something against Canadians? Even though the actor is an Australian playing the Canadian but the character is Canadian so does that mean that I should say he Australian? Anyways he will be hot!

p.s. If you are however once of those persons that are born with the sexy and the smart. Then the question is moot!