I sorry Tulip, I didn’t mean to be late. Even though you doh have to decency to like my posts, yuh have a lot a nerve tuh say someting when it not dey eh!  Jus Saying!

Ahh!!! Valentine Day… Yep it’s approaching.

Thank God is on a weekend this year, I cyah deal with them chuppid women acting like dey is the only one with a man when dey get dey flowers an dey have to parade around to show dey get flowers not to mention when the gaggle ah dem just flock together. Yuh see yuh have to be thankful for small things.

Did you know , the Tuesday before valentine’s day “Red Tuesday”, is the top day for breakups? Well I didn know either, so the way I see it if you still with your significant other then you good. But if you just hanging on to that person just to say you have somebody you better do like Wilson and float away. Life is too short!

Now gentlemen allyuh men does hook up with some brawling, noclass, no behavior kinda women and then cry after. De worse part is you does act like you didn’t know. Allyuh always know. You have the sneaky ones yes who could hide it, but in general a woman always shows her spots. You know the chicken heads, the bad attitudes, the high maintenance women when you meet them but dey look good so is alright. Yuh have something to show off tuh yuh friends but when she take a turn in yuh ass, is you crying.  Move on my good men, find a real woman that will appreciate you and treat you the way you should be treated.

Ladies, you a little different, you like to fix. You cyah fix chuppid and yuh cyah fix ignorant. There is a difference between growing with someone and letting them drag you down to there level. Same thing, find a real man that will appreciate you and treat you the way you should be treated.
I know it hard to believe but it have good men and it have good women out there.  doh stay stuck in the habbit of accepting less than yuh worth. A lot of time your partner have to be trained. Yes, I said it.  Sometime dey jus doh know. So teach them nah, oh lord teach dem. Jus doh make the people feel like dey chuppid eh!

I have this friend who have this man and every holiday he come and starts puffing about how it’s a money grab and they jus over charge you for everything because is a holiday and everyday is special so why this one more special than any other day an blah, blah, blah. I say slap his ass!!! Take some money from him and go and buy what you wanted and den show him what he buy you. buh doh by no lingerie eh, dat kinda behavior doh deserve no cookie!

Yes is a money grab but you know what you’re worth it. Is one day, if you want to count the other days, it at most 5 days out of 365, 366 on a leap year. Deal with it.

An ladies, doh be afraid to do something for your man too eh. Yuh have one that deserve it, then let him know. Treat the man right and he will treat you right. If  he don’t, den dash him ‘way!

Madame  Joy

Joyspirations© Daily Advice:
Have someone special and deserving in your life? Make sure that they know it, make sure that you show it. If you don’t there’s definitely someone out there who is more that willing to do it. One man garbage is … that’s right… another man’s treasure