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Children of the corn
Foreword: We apologize for the delay, our staff took part in the rotating labor strike earlier this morning. They have since been replaced. Dear Madame Joy I am the mother of a 16 year old girl and a 7 year old boy. I love my kids to death but there are some days when my…
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Punctuate This!
My editor has informed me that we are being bombarded by emails from one of my readers, (I won’t mention any names, Flavia!!!) has an issue with my run on sentences. For those of you failed English, it basically means your sentences are not punctuated correctly. I would like to clarify something for this anonymous…
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Talk dirty to me!
Hey Joy, What is with this promise of yours “Joyspirations© Daily Advise: Remember “Life is as you see it”. Meaning: the harsh reality you are actually experiencing is just a dream. When you wake up, if what you see is what you experienced in your dream, just turn over go back to sleep. If it’s…
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Values from Curacao
Dear Madame Joy I’m not sure if I might be making too much of an issue I’m having with colleagues so I thought I might reach out for a good ole sanity check. So I work in a group of about 6 or 7 people of different ages, and backgrounds. For the most part we all…
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Unskinny bitch!
Dear Madame Joy I went shopping with my best friend yesterday. There was a gaggle of women in the changing room going on and on about the clothes they were trying on. This in itself I find a tad annoying but what really got my goat was the following comment from one of those women.…
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Financially screwed!
Dear Vnilla Joy Last month my son decided he wanted to go back to school. I would love to be in the position where I can help him financially. After 10 deadbeat daddies and 7 husbands (long story), I am now a single mother of 7 kids and I am not able to. I pride…
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Tired of holding hands
Foreword: It has been brought to the Madame Joy’s attention that some readers have nothing better to do but try and figure how 10 men and 7 husbands were involve with Fridays advise seeker. We have received many questions and comments concerning this Earth altering questing. Let me break it down. Without meaning to be…
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Age ain’t nothing but a number!
Foreword: It has been brought to the editor’s attention that some readers found exception to some of the responses given by Madame Joy. We are the one location across the country, would like to reaffirm that the opinions expressed are solely of Madame Joy’s. We explicitly told her to apologize and here is her heart…
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Dark Mushroom
Dear Madame Joy I record the Steve Harvey Show. On Friday while I watched my recording. He featured a seven year old boy who started his own mushroom business in his family basement and spare room. This exceptional young man now wants to open his own warehouse and expand his business. Absolutely inspirational!Now Madame Joy,…