Dear Madame Joy

I record the Steve Harvey Show. On Friday while I watched my recording. He featured a seven year old boy who started his own mushroom business in his family basement and spare room. This exceptional young man now wants to open his own warehouse and expand his business. Absolutely inspirational!Now Madame Joy, I am way older  than this young man and I seem to be stuck in my life. There are things that I want to accomplish that always seems to be out of reach.

What advise can you give me to get that kick start I so desperately need so that I can move forward

Dark Mushroom

Dear Dark Mushroom,

Thank you!

 Since you reached out the exceptional mind that is Me, I would like to say your solution is very simple. Get off your ole ass and stop envying a young man that has found his calling. In fact, you have much older people that have gone through worse and still come out with shit that smell like Roses. You want a kick start then bend over and tell anyone next to you to just give you a swift kick.

Most importantly you should follow these steps:  

1) You need to stop recording blasted TV shows that will depress you.

2)Get out there and get a life.

3)Get over you damn self,

4)To quote Shia LeBeouf “JUST DO IT”.

Once you have followed my tips, there is no end to what you can accomplish. and soon your shit will too smell like Roses.

Thank you for selecting us and you emotional crisis advisor. We are here for you!

Joyspirations© Daily Advice:

What is grown in the dark will stay in the dark! Except mushrooms because you have to bring them out to sell them and start your multimillion dollar business selling to people who like to eat Fungus.