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  • iRate

        Dear Madame My son wants the new Apple iPhone for Christmas. His friends are always upgrading to the latest models and he said he’s embarrassed to use his phone around his friends because they make fun of him. Our family is on a very tight budget and we cannot afford this phone. We…

  • Office Christmas Party!

    Dear Madame Joy, It’s the holiday season and our office party is right around the corner. This year, however, I am a bit hesitant to go. Although, I have no recollection of it, office rumor has it that at last year’s event, I had a bit too much to drink and I got a little…

  • Thoughtful Thursday! Deciphering Inspirational Maxims – What A Discussion!

    Today on Deciphering Inspirational Messages (D.I.M). We would like to address the futility of arguing wit chuppidity. Read that quote an read it well.  Alluh read it? Good, read it again! Allyuh  done start the New Year with ah Happy New You. Hopefully yuh keep it up! Yuh do yuh mental and physical spring cleaning,…

  • A New Hope!

    Foreword: Ok before you say anything, I know this is not about me. Normally I seek to enlighten others. Especially the chupid ones but in honor of my dearly departed friend Tulip I feel I need to do this. When she come back, she will appreciate it. I decided to sit right down and write…

  • Fantastic Friday!

  • Office Christmas Party!

    Dear Madame Joy, It’s the holiday season and our office party is right around the corner. This year, however, I am a bit hesitant to go. Although, I have no recollection of it, office rumor has it that at last year’s event, I had a bit too much to drink and I got a little…

  • Thursday Throwback – Ho, Ho, No

    ’tis the season is fast approaching us, so i would like to take this opportunity to send us back, way back so you can get a reminder course on what the season can bring if you’re not careful.  It’s time for “Ho, Ho, No”   Dear Madam Joy It’s almost Christmas and I’ve already started…

  • Steak My Life On It!

    Steak Tar tar, Dear Madame Joy. I’ve been on about 50 dates I have had no luck with these men. Recently a friend of mine introduced me to a co-worker of hers and we really hit it off. For our first date, he took me to a very upscale restaurant for dinner. All seemed to…

  • Georgia of the Jungle!

    Dear Madame Joy, My husband and I have a very active toddler. She’s always getting into something, climbing on something or running somewhere. There’s never a moments rest when she’s awake. The other day I walked into my bedroom to find my beautiful little girl sitting on the floor besides my dresser covered in talcum…

  • Mr Clean!

    Mr Clean!

    Dear Madame Joy, Ever since we were kids, my best friend and I talked about moving in together. We couldn’t wait to move out, the idea of being independent and no longer having to deal with constant questions and hassle from our parents was awesome!! A few months ago we found a great apartment in…