Steak Tar tar,
Dear Madame Joy. I’ve been on about 50 dates I have had no luck with these men. Recently a friend of mine introduced me to a co-worker of hers and we really hit it off.
For our first date, he took me to a very upscale restaurant for dinner. All seemed to be OK. I should have known when he ordered red wine with ice but I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt.
My date took a taste of one of his dishes and promptly spat it out. He then called to waiter and proceeded to yell at the waiter because his said food was raw.
Madame Joy he ordered a steak tar tar. The waiter tried to explain to him that this is how the dish is prepared. He tried explaining Tar Tar is “raw” but my date would have none of it and just kept berating the waiter and the restaurant.. I was quite embarrassed because everyone started staring at us!
Madame Joy after we left the restaurant I wanted nothing to do with his man any more. The next day he called me apologize for his behavior. He said he would like to take me out again to make up for it.
Madame Joy Should I give him a second chance?
Steak my life on it!
Dear Steak my life on it,
Thank You!
Gyul, yuh see dem hills over dey? Run fuh it eh! leh meh tell yuh a little story.
See ah have this friend right and she have this friend right and somebody take me friend friend out to dinner and meh friend friend order the number 45. Meh friend friend was so embarrassed when the waiter tell she that the 45 was the price and not the number of the dish. That is what does happen when yuh used to reading off Olive Garden menu and dem kinda restaurant. Well ah never do dat again, i mean meh friend friend never do that again. Why because I, I mean she learn she lesson.
The most obvious thing is that de boy chuppid. I woulda say that he ignorant but ignorant just mean dat yuh do know something. It still have a possibility that yuh open tuh learning. This boy didn’t even want tuh learn, he arguing with the waiter about something he doh know nothing about. He doh know noting about noting and yuh need to run. Run very far away.
Look back for a second and just run some more. Actually doh look back because in the movies whenever them chuppid woman an dem look back dey does end up dead.
Buh wait, yuh leave with him? gyul wha de ass wrong with you? Yuh mother never tell yuh about vex money? Cheupss!!!!
Lose he number and put ah big ole spot over he face if yuh ever tink about him. Listen tuh me if you going to a fancy restaurant and yuh reading the menu an yuh doh know what it is. Yuh have to ask!!! Because if yuh doh ask yuh does look chuppid when de food come an is not what yuh expected!
Ah have tuh defend the ice in the red wine eh, I will confess that I feel that Tulip does do dat eh but even she have enough sense to not when she go out. She have to pretend that she have some kinda broughtupsy when she go out in public.
He was trying to impress you with he knowledge ah haute food, ah could be wrong eh but it doh look like that work. Yuh have tuh watch that kinda ignorance. Yuh cyah be wrong and strong at the same time.
Quite embarrassed, gyul what wrong with you? The minute he start demeaning somebody else was yuh damn signal to leave! Yuh doh need a man in yuh life dat badly. Jus Sayin!
My new found serenity has given me the ability to respond to this letter in such a positive and reassuring manner. Regardless ah what Tulip say, I proud ah myself!
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p.s. 50 dates is a lot eh. It sound like just going on dates to go on dates. Dat is a lot eh! Be a lot more selective. Jus sayin.
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