I would like to start today’s by apologizing to my dear friend Tulip.  It seems that she has taken exception to my use of her name on an almost daily basis.  The fact that she doh own the blasted name is irrelevant. Is not like she is the only person name Tulip in the world.…

My friend Tulip tell me how I paranoid. Every time I tell that woman something she look at me like I crazy. Let the record show that I am not! Like Sheldon, I have been tested but not by my mother, she woulda slap the crazy out of me, so it was frighten to come…

  The other day I heard a story about a father very upset with the railway company because his son was injured on a track. How did his son manage to get injured? Why, thank you for asking. His 18 year old son climbed up to a train bridge, fell on the track and was subsequently…