BLOOD CLAT!!!

Anybody who’s ever had a blood test know what I talking about.

You know that nurse, that one nurse that we all run into at least ONCE!!!!  The one that cyah find the damn vein and then make it seem that is your fault because you have bad veins!!!  I mean the boldacity of these people and is usually women eh!

Disclaimer: Tulip accused me of being hard on women and not siding with  them, but is dem!

Right now my hand look like somebody was trying to inject seasoning to marinate my flesh! Somebody teach them, oh gawd teach them nah!  Meh had swell up and look like I Popeye arm. 

The only time I had it worse was when this other WOMAN!!! (Tulip), stick meh 6 times, did I mention 6 times trying to get a needle in my vein!!! I was saved by another nurse (this was a woman, Tulip, look I jus defend one),  who saw me crying and came over and took the needle from that torturious woman. In one swift almost painless move, guess what???? yeah she find the vein.!!!

I think is a conspiracy, I think they have a “How we go torture the people we have to stick” meeting every week and then when they get together for the next meeting it starts like this:

“Hello my name is Helga and I have mis-sticken 5 people this week. “
Then they kick she out of the group because she didn’t mis-sticken enough people!

p.s: They should have to practice on dey own self before you unleash them on the unsuspecting public! Just Saying!

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