Welcome 2019!!!

For 2019 I would like to propose a new law. This law is in response to what seems to be the devolution of intelligence.We started down this hole the minute dey had tuh  tell people, dey shouldn’t use a hair dryer while showering!

I think is time we get rid ah unnecessary  warnings I mean, de year just start and we already have “intelligent parents” putting dey children in harm’s way because dey have dem doing chuppidness blindfolded AND posting de dam video online!!!. Listen you learn from yuh mistakes  but what you see poeple doing these says is ridiculous, yuh really have tuh wonder how come dem aliens didn’t come by yet, we ripe fuh de picking. Dey probably just sitting in they ship watching de entertainment, it must be like a sitcome fuh dem. Hell even the Borg do want tuh assimilate us!

Yuh know what, is a good thing dat dey have de word “challenge” in all ah these tings that you seeing people doing because dey well challenged. Imagine that these same people does make fun of others who actually have mental challenges an by de way  de people dey making fun of doh do these things eh… jus’ sayin’!

Listen tuh me, it only have two tings that yuh should should be doing in blind folds.
One, involve a donkey full ah candy and a stick
Two, let’s just say it could have a whip, whipped cream and hand cuffs involved. TMI?
Three, When yuh finally decide tuh beat de crap outta dat son of a bitch, use a blind fold so yuh could tell de police dat yuh didn’t see dem dey when yuh was swinging de bat. Oh sorry I said 2 eh! Pretend yuh didn read 3.

Why we have tuh tell people dat hot coffee may be hot. Gyul go ahead an put it between yuh damn legs and when it spill an yuh nanny get burn, doh worry about it, dey does build vaginas now. Tulip I not woman hating eh but yuh know is mostly women doing dat kinda chuppidness, dem men not putting anything close to dey boys. Then again some ah dem challenges !!!

Cinnamon… not only for latte. Yeah, remember the cinnamon challenge. Boy go ahead and do it. Cinnamon is a very good fuh yuh health, cinnamon have fiber, so yuh go poop better. It have calcium, antioxidants and ah bunch ah other things that good fuh de body. It beneficial tuh yuh brain. I mean after yuh stuff yuh mouth with the cinnamon, yuh brain doh tell yuh dat yuh is a backside and yuh shouldn do dat again? Besides breathing is highly overrated

Yuh want to plank, lord allyuh go ahead. George Michael say “If yuh gonna do it, do it right”, de only ting I ask is dat yuh do do it over something spiky. Ah doh like tuh see blood. If yuh only break something den in about 10 years, yuh have a new body and yuh go be good as new.

Who sit down and think “Yuh know what, I thinking it would be a good idea to light myself on fire and post it tuh dare other like mined people to do it”. smh!!!. People, ah know allyuh do know this but fire hot and it does burn. Lawd ah really need tuh say more?

Yes, dem pods. Now the only Pods I tink  yuh need is de ones on some mystery planet in space that protecting you from the hostile environment outside, oh yeah an from de aliens too. Eh allyuh know dat laundry pacs could be harmful if yuh ingest dem? Allyuh know dat? I know allyuh know. Good, warning… gone…. I mean de audacity of Proctor and Gamble to not label laundry detergent poisonous? How else we go know that we shouldn’t eat chemicals? Somebody say bocott? Ah do blame yuh for eating it ah mean it look so pretty. Ah mean they have dat nice colorful sweet popcorn an if yuh could eat that why yuh cyah eat the pods? Is the same colors.

Girl, go head take a selfie next tuh the edge of that cliff. Nothing bad could happen. I got your back girl!

So remove the warnings, let people do what dey got tuh do. Ever since Darwin went digital, we have an infinite number of awards to give out!

Now I know allyuh have some more that  yuh could add to this list.

Madame Joy –  For That Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy Down In Your Heart!

Joyspirations© Advice of the day: Common sense is not so common! Jus’ Sayin’! Think about it!