Well since Beyond Meat became such a sensation. I think is good time to bring back up the age old question.  Now this is a re-post but ah tink it still hold ground today.

See I eating healthier now right, I working on the drinking too eh but lord that part not easy to let go. We all deserve an Irish coffee in the morning, don’t we?

I consider myself to be a meatatarian, the vegetables there to decorate the meat, yuh know to make it look pretty. Yuh doh want tuh eat it but yuh really should.   of course yuh have to make dem children eat dey vegetables eh! It good fuh dem

Since I start having to scroll through a list to see my birth year on the websites, I figure I should start taking better care of myself. I start to incorporate more vegetables in my diet. For a slight, very slight moment, I even think about becoming a vegetarian. It supposed to be healthier, right? But oh gosh, that piece of steak!

Now fuh de question. While I was doing this soul searching, I hear somebody ask a question. It was a deep question ah question that I thought was well worth the asking, that I wanted them to ask it everyday until dey get an answer. Ah kinda question that does really make yuh want to say “hmmmmm, I wonder?” I mean is a question that could probably solve a lot of conflicts in the world. It could stop death threats to restaurants owners who don’t offer a vegetarian meal, open up a lot ah places for these different kinds ah people to eat together in harmony.

The question my people was simply “Can vegetarians\vegans eat “animal” crackers?” Think about it, if dey doh eat meat then does that mean that they cyah eat anything in the shape of an animal? I mean, dey just bite off a camel head. Look the horse have only three legs. It have to have some kinda philosophical argument against vegetarian eating “animal” crackers. Yuh see Tulip, I could use big words to eh! Well actually my English teacher Miss Ashby say it only have one big word and that word is “big” and is only 3 letters. Jus sayin!

Since they ask that question then I have to ask another one, can/should vegetarians own pets? If dey could own animals den do they feed dey animals food made from other animals? If so why is that allowed. 

Allyuh know humans  are animals too right and if we against eating animals then how allyuh could justify feeding one animal to another animal and why de human animal cyah animals and if we can eat animals does it mean dat we could eat other peeple because humans are animals???? Oh the tinking process!!! Why  it ok to feed chicken to a dog or cat but humans shouldn’t eat it After all people treat animals like people now and people treat other people like dey not even human!

This is too much, I feel I need a steak now boy. The red meat will just add more iron to my blood which will make my brain function better and I could finally outsmart Tulip. muuaaaaahahaha!!

How I supposed to walk away from this triple decker burger and replace it with a black bean patty?
An yes, yuh could only use the word burger in reference to a meat!!! Yes, is the same logic as a hot dog is not a sandwich!!! And is not a sandwich eh! Not to mention cutting yuh sandwich wrong!!! Yes it have a right way to cut a sandwich!

Oh yeah wait, why I start this again. Oh yeah, me vegetarian, healthier.
Yuh know what? Unlike Tulip, I very open minded so I go start tomorrow. I going an order a vegetarian omelet with bacon for breakfast tomorrow. Let me give this vegetarianism thing a fair shot!

Have A Wonderful Wednesday!
Madame Joy!

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