So today on W.OM.M, we going an talk about dem resolutions allyuh make. Yes I know yuh make dem. Look Tulip make a resolution (she jus didn know it) tuh be nicer tuh me and de damn ting didn’t even make it to 11:59, January 1st 2019.

Well, is February now an according tuh research up tuh 80% ah people does fail dey resolutions by the second week ah February , so I time dis one just right. Because guess what ??? Is the second week ah February an allyuh don know allyuh fail!!! But doh let dat bother allyuh, own yuh flawsomeness!

Doh worry doh, over the holidays I upgrade meh skills as a life coach, so yuh know, i have allyuh back.

Last year ah talk tuh allyuh about being ah happier new you. Ah hope some ah allyuh listen but I know how people hard ears, so I will give allyuh some more encouragement.

Below I have some suggestion for real resolutions. Resolutions that easy tuh follow through. These 10 steps is fuh everybody. Do however and when ever yuh want but do it!!!

1. Continuing along last year’s resolutions. Comfort is still number 1. Comfortable panties, shoes and of course a mattress – Yuh want panties dat yuh could get in a bunch an it won’t hurt! That way when yuh have tuh buss somebody ass, and yuh have to run, yuh could do it in comfort, yuh feet won’t hurt and on top ah dat yuh getting a restful night sleep.
2. Exercise (cough, cough) more. Yuh know yuh have to. Go fuh a walk, enjoy the outdoors. Yuh need encouragement, walk tuh a bench and just sit and people watch. oh de tings yuh will see.
3. Drink (gag) less 🙁
4. Do some more internal listening. Translation: Nobody need tuh hear the sound from de blasted phone. The speaker is optional…not mandatory… USE FLIPPIN EARPHONES!!!
5. Talk tuh people more. It will bring yuh closer. Translation: OH LORD HAVE MERCY… STOP VIDEO CHATTING. Not everybody like tuh walk around holding a damn phone in dey hand staring at yuh damn face. Unless is Idris Alba, lord he could video chat me anytime and fuh as long he want! But thank you for thinking of me, oh gosh yuh tooo sweet!!!
6. Learn something new everyday. For example, allyuh know dat cold water does takes out blood better than warm or hot water. Doh ask meh how ah know! Your welcome!
7. Stress go kill yuh, is a medical fact. So based on dat, I want yuh tuh acknowledge that sometimes, just sometimes, yuh does want tuh bus a slap on one ah yuh chilren because lord knows dey does get on yuh last damn nerve! Honesty is good fuh yuh soul baby.
8. Think about other people. Translation: When yuh go tuh de blasted grocery, stop leaving yuh blasted cart in de middle ah de aisle! Lord have mercy on me soul, ah does feel some cart rage when allyuh do it. but is a good ting that I enlightened and de feeling tuh ram meh cart into the cart and yuh doh last longish.
9. Check in on yuh self. Translation: Stop blasted checking in every blasted wey yuh go. unless is some dam good food an yuh want tuh know if ah want some. I doh need tuh know wey yuh is!
10. The best resolution yuh could do fuh yuh self this year. Is to be happy. Just recognize that people chuppid. Is not yuh fault, yuh cyah help dem if dey doh want tuh help deyself.

Joyspirations© Daily Advice: The lord help those who help dem selves!