It’s Valentine’s Day and I would like to take this time wish you  all a Happy Valentine’s Day!

As usual ah hearing people grousing saying  is a Hallmark holiday and all dat nonsense. Well yuh know what shut up! Just shut up! Doh use that excuse. 

Is one damn day, get over it. If you want tuh cave to pressure and feel yuh have tuh go out and sell one ah yuh family members to buy a gift fuh somebody dat is your problem. Like Christmas Valentine’s day is not about how much money yuh spend. Am an by de way, if yuh feel yuh have tuh do dat, yuh need tuh get rid ah dat person, jus’ sayin’

Yes, de business an dem  does charge yuh more fuh everything on Valentine’s day but guess what dey do it fuh every other holiday. Is up tuh you not tuh get caught up in it. The sweetie yuh pay $1.00 for everyday costing yuh $10 and more on yuh wedding day. Why? Because it in some chupid  mesh bag or ah damn box and yuh know what yuh does buy it. Is the same reason why de price ah gas does go up the week/day before a long weekend.  Dey know yuh go buy it!

Ah know that Tulip tell meh that ah anti-female eh but ah have tuh say this. Allyuh women try and do something fuh de man too nah. Ah mean come on dey need love too, is not just about you. The same way yuh want dem tuh show how much yuh mean tuh dem, show dem yuh appreciate dem and all the tings dey do fuh yuh. I doh have to be anything that cost money. Woman jus cook fuh de man wearing nothing but an apron!  Yuh cyah cook, then just dish out de food dat yuh buy and pour de wine. That better than anythin yuh could buy him. Jus’ Sayin’!

Me,  I love valentines day. Just like Christmas and meh birthday I like tuh buy mehself a gift. An believe you me when ah tell allyuh, ah always surprised when ah open that nicely wrapped gift.  Ah have tuh hug and tank mehself because ah doh know how ah know dat was just what I wanted. I mean DAMN!!!  I good boy!!!

So spoil yuhsefl, spoil yuh man, spoil yuh woman and have a awesome Valentine’s Day! 

Joyspirations© Daily Advice: Allyuh knowTulip always have tuh put she two cents in so I go leave allyuh with this a suggestion from she. I of course have  to paraphrase cause yuh know how she speechified. Here’s what you do later if yuh alone, Go home, take ah shower go tuh bed and give the sheets yuh breasts and the mattress yuh ass! And because she like to share so much she say  yuh could flip over and make sure dat each side get ah equal feel. Needless tuh say, a drink, or 2 or few is required!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Madame Joy!