Well, we were in vacation mode. Well I was actually grumbling because these people drag me out of my house and make me drive for 8 hours and sleep in a Motel… but digress!
Before we left there was something that I decided to do. It was the one thing I said I was going to do. It had a 153 feet drop and I was ready to take the plunge.
So they had they fun and we off for me to have mine. We all walked towards my new nemesis. I do try and change them every once in a while, it not good to focus on one thing too much and since Tulip doh seem to be going anywhere I guess I could make a small diversion.
As we approached my challenge I walked past a mini-put course filled with dinosaurs and a volcano. I snickered as this six year old boy made his last hole and Mr T-Rex started a slow rumbling roar. It took him to figure out that it was coming from the dinosaur but when he did He grab he ball and took off with the speed of Bolt back to his father, what a chicken… Yes I know it not nice eh Tulip but you woulda laugh to.
If only he knew what I was about to take on. So I continue on my journey through that jungle, hoping that Indominus Rex wouldn’t show up because he’s a bad ass and he have some big teeth boy. Is alright though because i know that T-Rex and that dinosaur whale ting waiting for him and will take care of him. So I good!
Yeah so we get in line now to buy tickets fuh this thing. Well now I get scared because I change my mind. What hell was I thinking? Why I feel I have to go on this thing? Is 153 feet they say. It take months to build this thing. What if I sit down on the only seat that they didn’t secure properly. What if my seat fly off? So it’s done now, we buy the tickets. Oh gawd. I go dead. I start recording my last will and testament while I was in the line. I doh think that people around me appreciated it eh. Not sure why. I figure, it would encourage them to the same. Just in case.
I watch these people load on to this machine on the way to dey possible impending DOOM!!!! As one of the sheep’s I followed. Eventually made it to my seat and I grabbed on to anything I could. I make the mistake and look outside the car and then see some little hairpin looking clips that supposedly serving the purpose on this monstrosity. Now I know fuh sure, ah dead.
Of course you get the safety announcement and whatever, as if people will actually do that when we all about to crash and die!!!
The blinking machine started to whirrrrr and I grabbed on. Ok, is a 8 minute ride… 3 times around. I can do this…We start going up,up, up. I was now at 153 feet above the ground that God give me to walk on!!!! So now that we up, oh lord we have to come down. 153 feet down. Ah go dead!!!! Eyes closed all the time or just slanted open to get some views from up above.
Second time around my eyes open wide, wide, wide and I looking at everything because I am the man and I not scared of this chuppid machine.
8 minutes later I had conquered my dragon. So now you see why I laugh at that six year old boy because I am now the conqueror, the master of the Ferris wheel!
Have A Wonderful Wednesday!
Joy