Dear Madame Joy,
As a youngster I had a tendency of not brushing my teeth, I also ate a lot of candy which did not help. As a result, in adult hood, I have less than stellar teeth and a few missing teeth. Needless to say my teeth are not very white.  The issue is that I love to laugh but laughing always results in some strange looks from the people I’m talking to, re. The missing teeth. I seems to make people uncomfortable. My dental appearance causes me some embarrassment in the past and I am sure it will continue to do so.
Madame Joy, How can I make people feel a little more comfortable around me.
Sparkle.

Dear Sparkle,
Thank You!

I am not a dentist but I did take the online course, so I feel comfortable in advising you on what you need to do.

First of all I just have to say, I doh understand why allyuh children so damn nasty that allyuh doh like to brush allyuh damn teeth. I mean just the morning breath alone is enough to kill a space cowboy!

You tink you have bad teeth watch Aladdin when Jafar disguise himself as the old man to trick Aladdin to go into the cave of wonders. Sorry drifting again!

It beginning to sound more and more like I like to gossip eh but is not true. I have this friend right and she have this friend right and this friend was just like you, nasty as a child and paying for it as an adult. The ting is that the man love to laugh but he had no teeth in he mouth. I even ask him if he was embarrassed and he tell me that he used to be but now tuh hell with everybody.  He is a laughing fool and de ting is that you cyah help but laugh along with him.

The moral ah de story is: Boy if you like to laugh, you go ahead and laugh your ass off. It do matter if I doh like it or somebody else to like it. All we have to do is doh watch yuh mouth. We go find something else to focus on. You cyah make people any more comfortable. When dey get to know you it won’t matter, assuming of course, that you his not a a hooligan like Tulip.  allyuh know I doh like to use the word “assume” but…

Dem wah you bleach, yuh better watch out because yuh teeth might be whiter but when that extra sensitivity kick in, Sensodyne won’t be able to help yuh. Keep it simple baby, baking soda.  It cleans everything, even toilet bowls, jus sayin.

I have friends in the sci-fi industry and we created the Holographic Denture Interface ***Patent pending, so doh try and thief we idea! All yuh have tuh do is just put a little implant in yuh mouth and every time yuh open yuh mouth it will look like yuh have a full set ah teeth.

Follow these simple steps and you too will attain happiness and clarity.

p.s: Now this is aimed at them people that have bad hygiene eh. I doh want nobody writing an going on about people with serious dental issues. Doh make it more than it is. Jus Sayin!

Madame Joy

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