Foreword: At Joyspirations we aspire to please our public. I would like to take this opportunity to address a letter sent directly to my editor received in regards to our New Hope letter.
We received the following letter from an. We take every letter with the utmost seriousity, even those from obviously disgruntled readers
We would like to share this letter from a Mr. Trump
Dear Miss Chleo,
The debate essentially comes down to mathematical surface area. The diagonal cut creates a larger crust less surface area which for some people means more enjoyment. Unfortunately that also exposes more of the sandwich’s delicate interior to public view basically making said sandwich a “whore” within the food universe. As we all know, no self-respecting food item wants to be considered a cheap side dish, heck that is what pickles are supposed to be used for, not the sandwich. But in today’s fast paced world where everyone just wants to get noticed, a lot of sandwiches, especially western liberal sandwiches (you know the ones that contain alfalfa or bean sprouts etc. or other organic crap) just don’t want to take the time to slowly reveal themselves to a more traditional pallet. One might say good things, i.e. half cut sandwiches, come to those who wait. Which also means diagonal cut sandwiches become the equivalent of Domino’s Pizza.
Regards,
Donald Trump
P.S. send all political donations for the “Elect the Donald” to Tulip Swift on my behalf.P.S. send all political donations for the “Elect the Donald” to F. S on my behalf.
Dear Mr Trump,
Thank You!
Ms. Cleo? Hello!!! I am the real deal!!! I ain’t no physic, never claim to be no physic, don’t wanna be no physic. And I know you not calling me no criminal. Ms. Cleo in jail!!! Know your people, we don’t all look alike!!! As much as we prefer to settle our differences with words, know that I can track down your I.P. address. Just saying
In my life time I have come across a few Woma/en wHo Offer Romping Escapades Situationally. We at Joyspirations have found that the over abundances self-respecting sandwiches causes an overwhelming surge in requests for these Women wHo Offer Romping Escapades. With that said and the time you obviously took to make such an in-depth analysis, we feel we need to address this “Whore obsession”. I mean to call a sandwich a whore, I have to wonder what you think about Apple pies, (Flash back to the movie American Pie.)
To help you reach the level of clarity I have accomplished, we need to go back to the reason for the season. Jesus! That’s right, Jesus! Jesus loves everyone and he accepted Women wHo Offer Romping Escapades as part of his flock. He even had a friend named Magdalene (remember her?) and she was , yes you guess it, a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades. What we have learned from this man is that deep down inside everybody knows a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades, feels like they are a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapadesand most likely is a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades to some degree and of course wants to be a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades.
To help you reach the level of clarity I have accomplished, we need to go back to the reason for the season. Jesus! That’s right, Jesus! Jesus loves everyone and he accepted Women wHo Offer Romping Escapades as part of his flock. He even had a friend named Magdalene (remember her?) and she was , yes you guess it, a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades. What we have learned from this man is that deep down inside everybody knows a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades, feels like they are a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapadesand most likely is a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades to some degree and of course wants to be a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades.
To help you reach the level of clarity I have accomplished, we need to go back to the reason for the season. Jesus! That’s right, Jesus! Jesus loves everyone and he accepted Women wHo Offer Romping Escapades as part of his flock. He even had a friend named Magdalene (remember her?) and she was , yes you guess it, a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades. What we have learned from this man is that deep down inside everybody knows a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades, feels like they are a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapadesand most likely is a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades to some degree and of course wants to be a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades.
To help you reach the level of clarity I have accomplished, we need to go back to the reason for the season. Jesus! That’s right, Jesus! Jesus loves everyone and he accepted Women wHo Offer Romping Escapades as part of his flock. He even had a friend named Magdalene (remember her?) and she was , yes you guess it, a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades. What we have learned from this man is that deep down inside everybody knows a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades, feels like they are a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapadesand most likely is a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades to some degree and of course wants to be a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades.
To help you reach the level of clarity I have accomplished, we need to go back to the reason for the season. Jesus! That’s right, Jesus! Jesus loves everyone and he accepted Women wHo Offer Romping Escapades as part of his flock. He even had a friend named Magdalene (remember her?) and she was , yes you guess it, a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades. What we have learned from this man is that deep down inside everybody knows a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades, feels like they are a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapadesand most likely is a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades to some degree and of course wants to be a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades.
To help you reach the level of clarity I have accomplished, we need to go back to the reason for the season. Jesus! That’s right, Jesus! Jesus loves everyone and he accepted Women wHo Offer Romping Escapades as part of his flock. He even had a friend named Magdalene (remember her?) and she was , yes you guess it, a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades. What we have learned from this man is that deep down inside everybody knows a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades, feels like they are a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapadesand most likely is a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades to some degree and of course wants to be a Woman wHo Offer Romping Escapades.
Don’t be fooled , all ah these pious, self respecting sandwiches are just closet freaks who just wish they could be cut like that sandwich but they’ll never admit it. When you ready for a real sandwich, all you need to do is just change the angle of that knife and you too will reach heaven.
This sandwich that you are so quick to diss, is a friend of Jesus. He has achieved the mathematical sanctity of having an equally distributed surface.
I leave you with one quote Mr. Trump. This comes from the book itself, guess who said it? “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her” Always remember Mr. Trump, somebody loves you, there will always be at least one person who loves you. Leave the innocent sandwiches alone.
p.s. Poor sandwich, can’t we all just get along. All it wanted was a fair chance to be cut and eaten in the way allows of equal and awesome distribution. You know, like it s’pose to be. Just saying!
Thank you for selecting us as your emotional crisis advisor. We are here for you!
Madame Joy
Joyspirations© Daily Advice:
Judge not others lest ye be judged. So basically, stop maccoing, mind yuh own damn business and stop watching other people!