Move over Game of Thrones, we have a new killer of main characters in a TV show. Mel Brooks, yuh have some stiff competition. RoboCop, well boy your body count seem minor after this.
Avengers destructive? Nah!!! “And the award for most destruction in any given show goes to…” That’s right people, ANY and ALL Sharknado movie.
August 18th was Sharknado day. Yes, I proclaimed it so!
I blame my child fuh this, she make me watch it, family bonding an all dat! Yuh know as parents we does fall fuh dat chuppidness. I watch 10 minutes an all I was thinking was “buh wa de ass is dis I watchin!!! 20 minutes in ah was hooked. I mean, you never see so much chuppidness in all yuh damn life, as yuh see in one hour+ of any ah dem Sharknado movies.
All this time I tell allyuh dat Apple is Skynet and would destroy the world #terminator. Hey Arnold!!! Now I see is was the blasted sharks an dem. After “Jaws”, dey devise a plan and come to take out all ah we.
First we had classics like, Star Wars, Star Trek, Braveheart Indiana Jones, Talegada Nights and of course Elf. Now we have Sharknado.
This amazing feat of cinematography, animations and awesome dialogue and just downright goodness, follows our hero Fin (yes pun intended), who along with his family and friends, try to save the world from Sharknados. Eh, if yuh could go an watch a bunch ah Apes riding around on horses, doh dis the Nado!
“The Last One” didn’t disappoint.
It was suspenseful – will de shark dat swallow Fin get swallowed by a bigger shark, dat get swallowed by another shark? The answer: yes. Yes it will!
It was romantic – is this the end of the April and Fin love triangle with the April’s head? No! No it’s not. Not even de destruction ah she body could destroy their love
We get the slow motion hero walk, not even de damn Avengers could touch dat walk. We had the leather and piece a shorts, not to mention the push up bras, what else could you want in an Sci-Fi, romantic action comedy reality drama?
How awesome are these dooms day fighters? Well AWESOMER!!!
Allyuh Fin meet the Queen, he get a chainsaw blessed by the Pope, an by extension God. The man part the sea! Went into space, reverse Niagara Falls (of course it was the Canadian side because de American side doh have enough water tuh put out a Nuclearnado! Jus’ sayin’). De man become clairvoyant too, he could sense dem damn things.
April was a human, a cyporg, a borg queen, clones. The woman was riding a pterodactyl. The last time yuh see dat was in the Flintstones! Forget hulk and Black mamba or whatever she name is! These two is the power couple!
Not to mention the time traveling!! And yes he do it before the Avengers!
Sharknado take we across the world. These sharks was real tourists boy, they wanted tuh see everything. Leaving destruction and mayhem is dey wake. Dey take we to America, England, Canada, Tokyo, Rome, Africa, Sydney, hell dey even take we in space (doh ask). It was so beautiful, it bring tears tuh meh eyes.
These Nado’s destroyed every single major land mark in the world. I always know it had something fishy about dat Sydney Opera house, doh even talk about Stonehenge. we know dey secret now.
Allyuh it have all kinda Sharknado, check it out we have de original of course the Sharknado, dat turn to a Bouldernado, den into a Oilnado, add some fire in dey ass and yuh have yuh Firenado, nautrally yuh it had tuh pass over a erupting volcano, hello Lavanado. Who put that nuclear plant de, oh lord we dead is a Nuclearnado.
Doh talk about the fire breading Sharknado or, the Blobnado, ah BLOBNADO people!!! I Ah miss any? Oh yeah, it had a wind storm dat collide with a tank of sharks and form the Sandnado in Vegas. People, yuh couldn’t make dis shit up. Oh wait a minute …
Talk about educational, we went on ah history ride. Dey not in chronical order, so Tulip an Black Dahlia, keep calm and get yuh shark on. It was dinosaurs, the medieval times, cowboys, lollipop, American civil war, the future, de pass,de present. Oh lord and what a present!
Listen tuh me, if Neil deGrasse Tyson, could join the Fin man to save de world and as a sorcerer no less. Who de hell is you to dis the Sharknado. Neil knows where it’s at.
Allyuh do even have a clue how much different movies dis ting parody! AND THE PUNS!!! OMG THE PUNS!!! Oh lord have mercy. Meh belly was hurting, fus ah laugh so hard.
Well I know I losing brain cells when I watch this but boy, was it worth it.
Fuh allyuh out deh who say ah should get a life and dat de show is a bunch a crap. Allyuh absolutely right but yuh know what I LOVE IT!!!!
Watching Sharkando and expecting anything intelligent outa it is like watching Taledaga nights and expecting Ricky Bobby to teach you the intricacies ah race car driving.
An ah hope they have a Last one after the Last one so dat it could re-happen, again, again.
Joyspirations© Daily Advice: Always make sure yuh have a chainsaw handy. Yuh never know when yuh go need one. Jus’ Sayin’
Have a Wonderful Wednesday!
Madame Joy
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