Thank you lord!

Oh gosh , allyuh… not only is today Fabulous Friday but today is one ah the awesomest days of the entire year.  Today is National Unfriend Day! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel.

Yes, today is the day yuh go through Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and all ah de other ones and just get rid ah dem blasted people dat does irritate the ass outa yuh everyday  because dey keep posting blasted chuppidness on line.

Eh! I doh mean me eh!

Today is also National Take A Hike Day, now it actually mean a literal hike eh but ah prefer de alternative, yuh know, leave, get out or in other words unfriend!

People yuh NEED tuh unfriend! It have a lot more eh, but jus a few suggestions:

1. 1. They post too much food picture and is not a business – unfriend dey ass, we know allyuh does eat we do need tuh know all yuh does eat.  Wuss yet, if yuh cyah eat what dey eating. UNFRIEND!
   2.  They post too much lovey dovey picture with de significant other – get rid ah dem, oh gawd we know allyuh happy one picture is enough… shut up aready.  When he/she leave allyuh ass, yuh going tuh say what? People do need yuh to make dem feel more miserable than dey feel! UNFRIEND!
   3. People who post all the expensive things dey buy, click bye bye.  that is fuh dem tuh feel better and make you feel jealous. UNFRIEND!
   4. Somebody getting on a bus – delete, Really!  i doh need you tuh check in unless yuh going somewhere fantastically amazing. Like Alaska!!! Stay tuned 🙂  UNFRIEND!
   5. Inspirational message addict – well dem need to be blocked from Facebook entirely. It should have a damn limit on how much ah dem things yuh allowed to post. I go write the app fuh it! UNFRIEND!
   6. Animal pictures, ah like animals eh , ok yuh have a cute dog, yeah!!! move on. Stop posting a picture of yuh damn dog everyday. One or two is alright but enough aready. de same thing go fuh children, oh gosh one a month is good enough man. UNFRIEND!
   7. Taking it to the WEB –  all ah we have dem friends who feel dey need to air dey dirty laundry on social media because dey feel dey punishing somebody else, an most ah de time is de ones who was bragging about how great tings was  before eh. Jus Sayin’ . Oh gosh no!!! Move on, yuh should not be in dat! Unless it actually important and people could learn from it yuh shouldn’t air it. Yuh personal business is yuh personal. UNFRIEND!
   8. Oh lord!!! The selfies!!! how much times yuh think i want tuh see yuh face? I doh care how good it look! UNFRIEND!
   9. People who post funeral pictures. Nobody and I mean NOBODY want us tuh remember dem how dey look lying in a coffin. NOBODY!!! if you want that image in your head, fine doh subect others tuh it.
   10. TULIP and BLACK DAHLIA.  Nuff said! UNFRIEND!!!

Madame Joy WOW(Words of Wisdom) :

Before allyuh click post, take a couple a minutes tuh think about what allyuh going an post nah! Let’s try and annoy one less person today.

Have Yourself A Fabulous Friday!
Madame Joy