Jesus lord have mercy on my soul. What happening here? Yuh know we evolve to suit our environment eh. That is why men have longer eye lashes than women. We do too much to ours in the past so evolution decide that we do need them. Doh asked me to prove nuthin eh because I am not a scientist, is for you to prove me wrong. Jus Sayin!

Anyways…. We are Doomed! DOOMED I say! You see these people running around looking for Pokemon? I didn’t think that it could get any worse than our children growing up in a basement and just coming out to eat, pee and poop (if yuh lucky) but apparently I was wrong. What is this craziness?
Is like them mole people from the Incredibles. They come out for light and you doh even know who or what they are. You doh want to spook them because they might run into something in yuh house and break it. Den you will be forced to kill them because you work to hard fuh yuh things.

Speaking ah work!!!  You have these blasted unemployed children #mychild running around like a bamsey looking for blasted Pokemon. Why dey doh put that much energy into finding a damn job.

I mean the shock when they say they want to go outside and the even bigger shock when you find out why these blasted children what to go outside. Is a game, is to play a blasted game!
The children bad enough but lord, is the adults. The adults doing it too. What is this? People stampeding each other to get a Pokémon. Is like Black Friday at Walmart. I doh have ah issue with allyuh playing ah game but when you chasing something into a cemetery, and backing into a police car then yuh doh think something wrong with that, yuh doh tink that going a bit too far? Something shoulda visit that woman in the cemetery. Leh we see if she woulda try and catch it. Why she didn’t climb over the fence. I shure if she did see a Pokemon on the other side ah the fence you would find a way out. I woulda leave her ass right dey until the cemetery open in the morning. A woman get stuck in a tree. Ah tree… why the ass you going up a tree to catch a Pokemon.  Is ah good thing I doh work for some kinda rescue service cause I would leave the chuppid people right where they land. Of course because I so compassionate, I would make sure that they not in immediate danger, just be embarrassed and a little bit of pain. That is the penalty for chupidity.
Remember when texting first come out? You would hear about people walking off cliffs, see them literally dropping into manholes. it still happening and the hospital is a busier place because of cell phones. What about planking? Remember that? Remember the deaths? Well add this GO business to the list. Is only a matter of time before somebody gets killed playing this game. Is like on Star Trek wen they would use dey tricorders to guide them, except all ah dem wasn staring at the blasted ting!!! So when the alien come at them is only the man in the red dying, these people going the way of the damn doo doo bird, all ah dem going off the cliff at the same time.

Now if all yuh ketch a Charmelion, Charmanda or a Charizard and bring them fuh meh, I go keep them. They too cute and I could use Charizard to do some things for me. Things that I can’t mention because it might come off as premeditated in court.

As I always the optimist, I want to leave allyuh with some enraging words.  These are the people who will be taking care of us when we old. Let’s hope dey doh end up thinking we name Pokemon and trap us in a ball!

Then again you will be frozen in that moment in time and you won’t know that your children treating you like crap. You won’t be hungry or dirty and every time they let you out, it will be like you never left.

You know it mightna be that bad after all. Jus Sayin!

Have a Fabulous Friday!

Joy