Dear Madame Joy,
I have a jealous sister in law, who can’t cook a hot meal and put it on the table for her husband and kids but always have the time to stick her nose in other people business. Shows up at your house uninvited to cuss you out, because you call your brother to talk to him, even though you were nice and polite to her when she answered the phone.
She think I’m the queen, she don’t understand why everybody comes to me.Have the nerve to call me a piece of F**g S**t in front of my nephews and my kids.
Broughtupsy She Lacks
Dear Broughtupsy She Lacks,
Thank You!
Disclaimer: Blame whatever said from here on the left over “special Sorrel”.
First let me complement you on being such an amazingly tolerant person. We at Joyspirations do encourage people to use their words to solve their problems. You not retaliating, shows that you is a bigger person than me… oh no wait sorry, I mean that you are the bigger person!
That being said, I feel I must say this. I don’t care if it’s your mother, father, child, nen-nen or who the hell ever… NOBODY HAVE THE RIGHT TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND ASSAULT YOU. VERBAL OR OTHERWISE.
It’s very obvious that she is unhappy and insecure. I hope you are not injecting yourself into this family and crying wolf after eh! Watch yuhself! Oh yeah, yuh need tuh stop cooking fuh she man! Stay out ah grown people business. If he want to eat cardbord, that is he business. He know she couldna cook when he marry her. So doh feel sorry fuh him!
Your brother made his choice for himself, it is not the choice for the family. He is choosing to put up with it. That does not mean you have to!
All of that to say, negative people should have no place in your life.
Why don’t you invite her over for a nice dinner, make sure you have wine, get rid of kids and try and talk to her. Maybe she just wants somebody to talk to and she just doesn’t know how to express herself. It have people like that yuh know.
If that does not work, as last resort we do offer a Bitchification course aimed solely at people like you. It’s a one day course that will teach you how to deal with people like these.
Session one: It was an Accident!.
When you accept that the individual is just an ignorant ass and you ask them ever so nicely to leave. Just wait till they pass in front of you and ever so carefully, stick yuh foot out. Remember the powers that be watching eh, so make sure dey doh fall on anything that could kill dem). A nice face plant into a wall would suffice!
After you help them up, (it is the kind thing to do), just say that they really need to watch how much they drink and push they ass out the door and tell them have a nice say. You must always have respect fuh people. My mother tell me that.
Follow these simple steps and you too will attain happiness and clarity.
p.s. If you let them back in your house after that yuh look for whatever come after! Grown ass people acting like they grow up in some bush of something. Just Saying!
Thank you for selecting us as your emotional crisis advisor. We are here for you!
Madame Joy
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