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As I thought about what allyuh must love this Monday. I decided to look a little close to the keyboard. Of course is me, I mean what’s not to love eh! Shut up Tulip!

Alright, it has happened. Not even three months and somebody run into Ruby. My brand flipping new car!!!! These bleepers didn’t even give me a chance to scratch she mehself. See the first thing that cross my mind wasn’t , “I alright, I wasn’t hurt “. It was I CAN’T BELIEVE SOMEBODY RUN INTO MY ^*#@# CAR!!!!! MY CARRRRRRR!!!!! OH LORD RUBY!!! 

See I stop at a red light to make a right turn, simple enough right. Now I get the light and I start to turn. Out of no where this woman appear, so I had to stop. I mean is not like I was going to get any points fuh hitting she, after all is not Grand Theft Auto right. I not saying that I want to hit a pedestrian eh but I tell yuh something, sometimes yuh sitting waiting fuh dem damn people to cross and well, yuh mind does wonder, “what if I juuussst give them a litttttle nudge, just tuh move dem out a de way a little faster.Eh, all you drivers, doh watch me so, doh act like allyuh doh think the same thing eh. Jus Sayin! I waiting for this woman as she take she damn time to cross and then BAM!!! 

It take me a minute to understand and really accept what happen eh. I sit there with meh head down and I turn around with a rage now because I vex as hell. As I turned to the left guess who there, two police officers in their cruiser. is like somebody send dem boy.  Cute  officers if I do say so myself.  Somebody send them boy because I think was ready to rip a new whole in whoever that person was.  

After he send us to the a parking lot, de two ah dem come out and as hot as that day was, dem definitely make it hotter. I guess that was not the time fuh that kinda thinking eh Tulip! Sorry yuh rub off on meh!

But the woman eh, I love when people wrong how they like to rationalize things. If it was the other way around, I don’t thing she would have been so understanding.  “Well it could have been worse, at least nobody got hurt”. Yes you yuh blasted idiot. You coulda get hurt! “Oh, it’s no fault insurance, it does not matter”. Yes it matters you bleeping c***, sorry forget I say that.  “No fault” is just the Government words the insurance company will screw you up the ass and any other orifice dey could find, dey might even make new ones!!!

So we filled up the form and hot policeman number  one draw up the accident scene . I watch Ruby and I cried. 

What’s to love this lovely Monday.  One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch girl.  Well in the case of the Police is looking like is a few bad apples but the fact is that the majority of them are not bad, and they hot too boy!

What the the bestest thing to love today is the fact that Tulip and Magnolia was not in dat car when that happen cause lord have mercy, you would be seeing us on the news. Dem two hooligans lord help us, it would be Madea  getting arrested all over again. i would see the helicopters. Since I am such a good friend I would never encourage them to violence but in this case I wasn’t going and stop dem. You know how dem hooligan and dem is. 

I would definitely bail them out though. You know I not fighting eh. One lash and I down and since I have such a delicate constitution. I cyah do jail boy!

Hating Mondays is like hating birthdays. What would you do if today you were told you would never see another one?
Joy
All positive! Love Mondays!

 

Have A Marvelous Monday

 

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